It tastes sweet.

Just stop what you’re doing, stop it RIGHT NOW, and go check out Amanda Wachob’s abstract tattoos. They’re breathtakingly amazing. Seriously, go now. (Via Metafilter)

I don’t why this looks appealing or even if it really is appealing. Might be the morning hunger pangs at work, making any and everything look good. But how can bacon not be good? Have you ever eaten bacon? Are you eating some right now? If yes, then why aren’t you are sharing?

According to reports from cannibals, human flesh tastes like pork, which is so “Meh”. Not that pork is bad, but it’s not great, you know? When you’re thinking of what to eat or what tastes good, do you think “I could go for some pork right now”? Nah, ‘cause pork isn’t sexy. This might be the name, it’s just four words and sits there like a rock, which describes the feeling of eating it.

Yeah, I’m rambling. Go learn how to make bacon cupcakes, while I forage for real food.

According to a scientific study, alcohol makes you commit to goals while ignoring the reality of whether you’ll attain them. Clearly scientists need to get out more.

So very true:

August is that last puff on the cigarette of your 10am smoke break, before go back to work; the final few gulps of your drink after the bouncer yells says “closing time!”; the turning down of the car stereo as you pull into work, the sigh as you turn the hot water off on a cold morning. It’s not the end, but the realization that an end is coming, whether you want it to or not.

Came across the following question on a website and decided to write out the answers.

If you can’t prove that you exist, why do you try?

Because there’s this movie I want to see later today.

Because it’s beautiful and sunny out.

Because a pretty woman just smiled at me.

Because there’s a game of touch frisbee going on in the park on this beautiful day.

Because I showered with peppermint and rosemary soap and now I’m tingly all over (Note, don’t get it in your eyes!), while smelling of peppermint.

Because I open my eyes and see the world and experience it instead of pondering such meaningless questions of whether I exist or not. Everyone second, my senses are telling me I do, so I’ll proceed with that hypothesis. When the senses stop doing that, then I’ll consider the question.

A robot in Japan. I have the feeling that is just the first step

Saw the new Star Trek flick, was good and fun, you should go see it. I can’t remember much about the day after, it was that silly at times, but who couldn’t use some more silliness in their life? Mini skirts in the military? Wionna Ryder as Spock’s mom? The universe saved by Abercrombie & Fitch models? It’s what heaven would look like if God was a 16 year old boy with an unlimited budget. Which might explain the shape of the world…

Craig Kanarick makes collages out of candy. I just want to know how he avoids eating his materials!